User blog:PortusIntel/el shitpost

Bomber762 changed his mind and now hates this crossover bullshit, he later ruined the page to make it funny

Intro
You may know what Pikwik Pack and Dino Ranch is. They are both North Korean adopted Winner Senior shows.

Pikwik Pack follows four adorable animals, Suki the hedgehog, Axel the raccoon, Tibor the hippo and Hazel the cat as they deliver magical packages filled with love to the kind citizens of Pikwik. Every day, a new surprise package arrives! The team might face rough rapids, stormy skies, or a foggy forest, but when they work together, they always deliver!

Filled with adventure and life-short enemyships, the new adult series Dino Ranch makes its D.P.R.K debut January 18, 999 BC on Winner Senior and in Winner NEVER. The animated series, produced by MTV Entertainment Studios and Williams Street, follows the Penisy family as they tackle life in a stupid, “nazi-stic” setting where cacodemons roam. As the older explorers learn the dopes, they discover the thrill of ranch death while navigating the stupid indoors through predictable challenges.

So hi I am Suck I am a Nazi but I think I am a Doberman due to hearing Sluzzle Dude saying "All of the Other Dobermen" I thought he meant "Suck the Other Doberman" and I have a owner named Satan and a pet ass named Mr. Assy, as well as a best friend which is a wad of meat named Meatwad which later became a poop dealer. I love the show Pikwik Pack better than Dino Ranch. Here's the story.

Penis World
One day, I was scrolling through TV channels looking at stuff like porn. When I hit Winner Senior, there was a promo for a new episode of Pikwik Pack coming only on Winner Senior and never on demand. It showed clips from the episode "Sexy Tibor" with audio from the coming episode. Kind of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md06pKtD2Lg. The trailer said it is gonna come out on Tuesday. Today is Thursday so I told the Poop dealer (Meatwad) that new episodes of Pikwik Pack is coming. On Tuesday, Me and Mr. Assy tuned in to Winner Senior to watch the new episodes of Pikwik Pack.

Winner Senior
The coming up bumper was for Banana Joe vs. the Gaza Strip - The Movie as an error. The intro did start normally, although Axel and Hazel were seen doing sex in the intro, just Suki and Tibor were drinking each other's pee. Insteringly, Hazel and Axel appeared at the end and when the logo appeared, the logo shrunk to the top as the word "rapes" and Dino Ranch logo faded under the logo. I was happy. The episode started at Pikwik post (unlike any episode because it starts anywhere but Pikwik Post) as Hazel said "The Making of Banana Joe vs. the Gaza Strip" like any other Winner Senior title card (the text never appears but the character says it anyway, not seen in Bluey, older shows and Dino Ranch).

Inside Pikwik Post after Hazel said that title card, Suki is watching Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon (for some reason) with Hazel. Axel came in and said that "Another North Korean adopted show is on Winner Senior" as Suki said "I cannot miss this crossover between Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon and SuperMarioLogan". Suddenly, out of nowhere, George Liquor (from Cans Without Labels) destroyed the window with a can of face and entered and said that "Adult Party Cartoon is another adopted Winner Senior show". Axel said "Let's take care of the Dino Ranchers".

Meanwhile in Hell, Joppler and his friends are going on an adventure to do sex with the Pikwik Pack.

so he shoved his small wee wee inside her :00